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Packing dick

Yes, I want to talk about my cock.

I’ve recently been on a quest to find a nice realistic looking packy.

I accidentally put mine, little Jimbo, into the clothes dryer some months ago and it melted into a ball of compressed rubbery ‘stuff’ – makes one great shaped firm realistic looking testicle but boy was I shattered I’d been so silly leaving it in the wash – that little guy served me well for two years!

Poor little fella, POOR ME! how was I going to survive? Well it turns out I’ve learned a few things and am at peace with the mangled blubber ball sitting in bedside drawer.

So, I have been on websites far and wide looking for the perfect new packy dick. From Ali Baba’s lists of manufactures to Babeland sex mega store in the US and, despite my better judgement, even had a second look at MANGO [still not honouring the orders placed! DO NOT BUY MANGO!]

I found a great link with a good review of what dicks are available here: http://transguys.com/product-reviews/packers

I was about to order a box full of various types from the USA and I came back to one simple truth. A packy is a JUST a packy.

It won’t grow you a beard, it does not stop those awkward moments when you realise someone is checking out your crotch and your first thought is ‘fuck, do they know?!’, it will not automatically stream hot piss into the bowl or flinch when your lover touches you and, lucky for me, won’t stop my grandparents asking me if I’d had a penis transplant over lunch during a stop on a road trip home to see my Dad.

It will however make me feel good about sitting at the bar and ordering a pint, it will fall out of my pants when I get changed after a kayak and swim, it will even be a cheeky bugger and do backflips in my jeans if I am not careful, it will also make me feel pretty damn good about myself when I need it to.

I love it. You bet I don’t leave the house without it. But the other thing I learned is that no-one has ever actually seen my packy cock [other cocks aside] so here are my thoughts on buying a packy:

When you need one, buy Aussie. Support the guy who, with probably next to no margin of markup to make it worth his while, makes a lasting jock-filler that does the trick [www.hg-prosthetics.com - come on IT IS FEB lets go!] I’ve had two from Ethan and not having his ‘Peter’ in my RIO cock pocket has been hard work on the brain … [check out RIO briefs from Coles, perfect cock pocket in the front, fail safe for active guys!]

Why not buy in the USA?

The price you pay for that squishy little guy in your pants is not indicative of how much of a man you really are. I’ve had two packies from HG and they do the trick, only thing is I wish the nuts were a bit bigger, don’t we all?! HG range is good and so is the price point, besides they always arrive in the mail on time and they don’t smell like Doc Johnson sprogged rose scented cum all over the box either…

Socks are not great but it will get you out of a pickle and make that boy brain of yours feel a lot better about heading out to walk the dog. RELAX! If a sock is the best you can do right now, at the end of the day it is totally FINE to IMPROVISE [but I do totally understand being a bit insecure about being nilly-willy!] I’ve learned though that I can get by without a ‘realistic’ packy.

So, in summary, I’ve decided to spend good money on a good bonking cock but I won’t stress the smaller stuffer, turns out I didn’t turn into Barbie Doll without the ‘best’ packing dick money can buy in my cock pocket.

Still, I do have dick envy, a nice $$pricey$$ dick might seem like a great idea but I doubt my dryer gives a shit about that!

Jim, Victoria 2011
[Sans little Jimbo]